273/366 [Stating the obvious]

Clearly the company lawyers have had to have a close look at the heretofore carefree provision of straws at this large coffee chain. They’ve obviously been inundated with burn and scald claims from idiots who drink their hot coffee through a melting plastic tube.

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~ by korechronicles on September 29, 2008.

3 Responses to “273/366 [Stating the obvious]”

  1. Do people drink coffee through straws? I can’t even create a mental image for that!

    On a completely different note, could you expand your job-related comment to me in an email? I couldn’t find your email address, so when you have the time, I’d love to hear what else you have to say on the matter – barrenalbion at g mail dot com

  2. oh, so i’m not supposed to use the straw? lawyers…they ruin it everytime. : )

  3. 🙂

    I’d label it ‘for oral use only’, just to see how many people even read the advisory. And raise a few eyebrows!

    J

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